If you look bad in a bra and panties, you will look worse in a bikini.
Once again, bikini’s ain’t for everybody. Shit, swimwear ain’t for everybody. The summer is the time when people like to wear less and the beach is the wear less oyster. And ya know, that’s fine. On the beach, you can do what the fuck you want. The goal is to be in the water. However, if your ass is wearing a bikini that looks offended to be associated with you… Houston, we have a problem. Just stop it.
HAHAHAHA. DAMN! That’s made me almost spit my coffee at the screen. This is some REAL SPIT right there (© @ikaikatilton) chee! pay attention peoples, sometimes… you just don’t look good in things. I know this, why don’t you?
